Little Tan Corvette

It's that time again ladies and gents for the Tan Lines to bring the heat back to Port-o-Louisville.  This winter vortex is no match for the vortex of sexy that surrounds the Tan Lines.  We have a very special tribute planned for Saturday, February 22nd at Gerstle's Place at 10 sexy pm.  Our good friend Prince has been yachting with us around the Virgin Islands this winter and has inspired us to give some of his music a spin.  Join us for one sexy adventure.  Stay Tan![gallery]


It's that time of year again when the Tan Lines love to celebrate sexiness, bikinis, mustaches, cocktails and yes...our sindependence.  Join us this evening as we pull into port 'o Riverstage to sexify all of you beautiful people!  If you miss us tonight, check us out at Captain's Quarters this Sunday to end the week with a bang...well a couple bangs.  Stay Tan!!!

It's the end of the world as we know it...and we feel Sexy....

Tony and the Tan Lines will be pulling into port on Friday, December 21st @ Gerstle's Place to celebrate the end of days.  We will be the official hosts for the "End of the World" party as well as the official after party for the second coming of Sexy.  Bring your friends, bring your wives, bring your girlfriends, bring your wife and your girlfriend, because it's gona be a hot one.  See you there.....and stay tan.

Giving thanks for Sexiness!!!

The Tan Lines will be pulling into port on November 22nd @ Gerstle's Place to give thanks for sexiness and drunkenness.  Come and celebrate and don't forget your party pants. Regular pants optional.  See you there!